A man received a message from his neighbor:
Sorry sir, I must confess I am using your wife day and night.. when you are not present at home… I suppose, much more than you do.
I am feeling very guilty and I will try to find another one. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.
The man goes and shots his wife…dead.
A few minutes later he received another message:
Sorry sir, it was a spelling mistake. I meant wifi.
