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Doamne, dar unde ai gasit poza aia, ca e mortala? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hehe :D Internetul - plin de surprize, nu-i asa?

Dupa ce am cautat un pic, am vazut ca de fapt acel loc e in Corsica. Asta in caz ca vreti careva sa mergeti, sa vedeti ce si cum :lol:
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am putea face o incursiune in acel loc unde cucuruzul e bio. pana la urma e natural, nu? :lol:
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http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/wait- ... ser-cache/

:D a stiut Till cum sa-si "scoata" prietenii de pretutindeni. :lol:
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Yeaaah \m/
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O sotie insarcinata se trezeste in miez de noapte:
- Barbate, am mare pofta de melci!
Barbatul pleaca in parc, gaseste cativa melci pe care-i pune in buzunar si in drum spre casa se intalneste cu o fosta iubita care il invita la ea acasa. Barbatul accepta, petrece noaptea la ea si isi ia seama dimineata ca a uitat de sotie. Ajunge acasa, scoate toti melcii din buzunar si ii aseaza in fata usii.
- Unde ai fost, nenorocitule?
- Hai, baieti, hai, ca mai aveti un pic si am ajuns !
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Groaznic! :roll:
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a fost testata la Mythbusters...saltul este posibil, dar e prea mare distanta (cu 10 metri daca nu ma insel)
Ponta n-a plagiat.Ponta a facut cover.

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Intrebare: De ce prezervativul e transparent?
Raspuns: Pentru ca spermatozoizii sa se bucure macar de peisaj, daca oricum nu pot intra.
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Care aveti drum la Moscova, mare, mare atentie la trafic:
http://avva.livejournal.com/2260552.html
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Post by Sylar »

1.nu mi se pare funny..mai degraba intra la tales from the gradina domnului
2.daca s-ar face o compilatie a accidentelor ce au loc in Romania, atunci aceasta ar intrece ca durata filmul Titanic
Ponta n-a plagiat.Ponta a facut cover.

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Medicul o ia deoparte pe sotia unui pacient
-Doamna, nu imi place deloc cum arata sotul dumneavoastra.
-Nici mie,dar e un tata atat de bun pentru copilul nostru...


La miezul noptii,sotia aude soneria.Merge la usa,deschide,patru barbati beti.
-Stimata doamna,noi am venit sa-l conducem pe sotul dumneavoastra.Dar nu mai stim care din noi este....


La radio Erevan,un tanar ascultator intreaba:
-Maine ma casatoresc,ce sfat imi dati?
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-Deja este prea tarziu...
Rammstein sei Dank!
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