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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 2:10 pm
by PEnTRU
A man received a message from his neighbor:
Sorry sir, I must confess I am using your wife day and night.. when you are not present at home… I suppose, much more than you do.
I am feeling very guilty and I will try to find another one. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.

The man goes and shots his wife…dead.
A few minutes later he received another message:
Sorry sir, it was a spelling mistake. I meant wifi.

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:01 pm
by Sylar
ce cod mi-a vazut cand voiam sa incarc o poza

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:48 pm
by Sylar
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:53 am
by PEnTRU
Mama cu baietelul iesind de la stomatolog.
- Ce trebuie sa-i spui lu nenea ?
Baietelul cu lacrimi in ochi:
- Muistule!

Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 11:00 am
by Shilo
Solistul trupei Gothic s-a aruncat de pe scenă, dar nu l-a prins nimeni!

http://www.libertatea.ro/monden/vedete- ... cu-1492243

Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 5:24 pm
by Cristina
Ioi, Istenem! Râsu-dar mai ales plânsu!